Table For One

First cracker

Is it to your liking?

Thinking about it...

Ehh. Not so great.

Go ahead and send this one back to the kitchen. Its clearly undercooked.

What's this? Cheerios?

I've heard such great things about this around the park. Hmm.. a little hard to pick up.

Got it. Wait is it in there? Don't taste anything.

Ok its in. Give me a minute....

Ugh. (Sigh). This whole meal was really subpar this evening mom.

Offering any dessert this evening? No? Well I guess I'll be taking my business to the Puree Joint around the corner then.

Just bring the wet wipe quickly and I won't make a scene.